Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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