So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Randomize
