Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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