He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
