Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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