Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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