it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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