So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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