waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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