You're so nebulous sometimes
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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