how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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