I only kidnapped one of them. chill
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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