Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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