the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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