I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
