Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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