whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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