when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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