Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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