I want to stick my p in your. b.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You ate ashes out of my bong
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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