Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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