Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
she woke up with a sticky ear
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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