I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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