Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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