I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you will always have a special place in my vag
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
