But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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