Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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