that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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