I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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