The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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