her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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