Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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