Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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