we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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