Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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