S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Alive.
So much puke
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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