Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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