I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
