i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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