I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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