So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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