Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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