I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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