can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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