Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
