I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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