I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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