My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
