i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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