ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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