We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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