We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
