Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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